Ask the Expert

Well, after days of speculation, we now know how our revered leader is going to spin his bout with the Coronavirus

What he said last night in a video was that, having been through the experience of having the virus, he is now an expert on the virus.

As with global warming, race relations, the military, and pretty much everything else, Trump now knows everything there is to know about the pandemic – certainly more than those idiots at the CDC and the World Health Organization.

I predict that his new perspective will be exactly the same as the stupid stuff he has been saying about COVID-19 all along. The only difference is that now he is an expert. The disease is no big deal – an inconvenience, perhaps, but nothing compared to the inconvenience of wearing a mask, maintaining social distance, and staying sheltered as much as possible.

The man becomes more dangerous at every turn, and this latest turn gives him permission to continue spreading false, misleading, and outrageous pseudo-facts that will get more people killed.

We really need to stop this asshole.